where to go and what to do

[Verse 1] What’s the plan for tomorrow? Gym. Tan. Laundry. You? Where to go and what to do? [Chorus] Where to go and what to do? Why you keep askin like I don’t have a clue Where to go and what to do? I already told you—what else do you want me to do? [Verse 2] Harris Teeters—eggs on sale Then a Taylor Swift tribute band You? Where to go and what to do? [Bridge – stripped down] I’m sorry— Is this Simeon’s phone? [Outro – punchline, fast + blunt] No— It’s Gideon The male waitress from Hooters We met Wednesday