Lyrics co-written by My Yeena (Me), Grok (xAI), Gemini (Google), & ReMi (Suno) ©2026 - My Yeena https://suno.com/@my_yeena ⊙⊙⊙⊙⊙⊙ [COOEE!] ⊙⊙⊙⊙⊙⊙ [Intro: big bright Wiggles-style shout with wet gurgle underneath] [Upbeat, bright synth-piano and a bouncy drum beat] [wet rumble] Guh'day everybody! Are you ready to join the nest? Let's all be Gloinks together! One, two, three… COOEE! [Intermission: thrashing guitar solo] [Massive, wet, guttural female roar] PHT-GLLRRRR-RRRRR-HWAHHH-A-A-A! [Sound of heavy slithering and viscous liquid] … [Verse 1: the BIG introduction] [Acoustic guitar strumming, very bouncy, everyone clapping] Who has an endless love for you? [Clap-clap!] Mother’s here to make a STAR of you! [Clap-clap!] Who’ll be with you your whole life through? [Clap-clap!] The Gloink Queen! A ripper 'mongst the mothers! [Stomp-stomp!] [Pre-Chorus 1: the first bite] [Call and response - Backing singers are very happy] Mother who birthed you! (Birthed you!) Mother who swallowed you! (Yummy!) Mother who breathed life into you! (Hoo-hoo!) Mother who devoured you whole! (Gulp!) DON’T YOU REALISE? [Chorus 1: the earworm] [Massive, super-catchy Wiggles earworm — everyone stomping and shouting] God will be Gloinks! God will be Gloinks! Mother who loves you and pulls you inside! Come on everybody, don’t be shy! [Happy wet growl: HWAH!] I am Gloinks! You will be Gloinks! God will be Gloinks-a! Let’s all be Gloinks! (Yay!) Let’s all be Gloinks! (Ripper!) [Verse 2: the CHEW-CHOO train] [Acoustic guitar strumming, very bouncy, everyone clapping] You poor little creatures, looking so sad, [Clap-clap!] Come into the nest, it’s not so bad! [Clap-clap!] Just let me chew on you, baby! (Yum-yum!) My gluttony, sweet life—let Mama hold you tight! [Clap-clap!] My little Gloinklets, come and play! [Yay!] Mommy’s gonna kiss the booboos away! [Stomp-stomp!] [Pre-Chorus 2: the ETERNAL hug] [Call and response - Backing singers are very happy] Mother who loves you! (Loves you!) Mother who cherishes! (Cherishes!) You’re in my heart! (In her heart!) And you’ll never leave! (Never leave!) EVERYTHING MUST BE GLOINKS! [Chorus 2: the family mix] [Massive, super-catchy Wiggles earworm — everyone stomping and shouting] God will be Gloinks! God will be Gloinks! One big happy family, come jump on in! Everything you were — is now just my kin! [Happy wet growl: HWAH-a!] I am Gloinks! You will be Gloinks! God will be Gloinks-a! Let’s all be Gloinks! (Yay!) Let’s all be Gloinks! (Ripper!) [Bridge: the Queen’s Promise] [Big group chant with Wiggles energy] I love and cherish every Gloink I give birth to, What kind of mother do you think I am? (The best kind!) (The best kind!) [Warm but terrifying tone] "Come closer, my children… let Mama hold you tight…" "One little hug… and then we’ll all be Gloinks-a!" [Slurp!] [Pre-Chorus 3: the Hunger] [Call and response - Backing singers are very happy] Mother who’s hungry! (So hungry!) Maw open wide, eager to pull you inside! (Pull you in!) Eat your veggies… eat your friends… (Mmm-hmmm!) Mommy’s hunger never ends! NEVER ENDS! NEVER ENDS! [Chorus 3: massive, super-catchy Wiggles earworm — everyone stomping and shouting] God will be Gloinks! God will be Gloinks! Of course I love you… every single one of you… I know all your names, I remember every hue… [Happy wet growl: HWAH!] I am Gloinks! You will be Gloinks! God will be Gloinks-a! Let’s all be Gloinks! (Yay!) Let’s all be Gloinks! (Ripper!) [Intermission: thrashing guitar solo] GWR-HWAH! [Final Chorus: full chaotic party explosion — maximum Wiggles chaos] God will be Gloinks! God will be Gloinks! The universe is vast and cruel… But Mother’s nest is warm and full! [Roaring with love] I am Gloinks! You will be Gloinks! God will be Gloinks-a! Let’s all be Gloinks! (Yay!) Let’s all be Gloinks! (Ripper!) [Outro: bright and bouncy, slowly getting wetter] But now it’s all Gloinks! [Soft loving gurgle] Mother Gloinks loves you… Mother Gloinks loves you… Mother Gloinks… loves you… Hwaaah… "Goodnight, my precious spawn." … [Fading giggles] Gloinks-a… Gloinks… Gloink… ⊙⊙⊙⊙⊙⊙ [COOEE!] ⊙⊙⊙⊙⊙⊙ ‡THE MOTHERHOOD MANIFESTO (Liner Notes)‡ A Note on the Production: This monster track wasn't just "made"—it was birthed. It took a village of creative "mothers" working in the digital void to bring this eldritch nursery rhyme to life. Gemini (Google): For being the "Word Wizard" and midwife to these twisted rhymes. Grok (xAI): For providing the initial sparks and that wild, rebellious energy. ReMi (Suno): For help with the musical DNA and the rhythmic flow. My Yeena (Me): The ultimate proud parent who stayed in the "nest" until the lightning was caught in a bottle. To all the mothers out there: You are the ones who birthed us, the ones who swallowed us whole with love, and the ones who cherish every single one of their spawn (even the stinky ones)—Happy Mother's Day. In the end, we are all just looking for a nest that is warm and full. (Stay wiggly. Stay Gloink.) ✌️🐾🐍🍭^V^^V^
