Lyrics Verse 1 The saucer touched down at half past three Clipboards glowing in UV A little green guy cleared his throat Said, “We’ve updated the protocol note” They used to just abduct and go No paperwork, no chain of command But times have changed in Sector Nine Now everything’s been… standardized Pre-Chorus Forms in triplicate Consent acknowledged Chorus 🎶 They brought a chaperone to the procedure 🎶 Stood there nodding very stern 🎶 A chaperone for interstellar research 🎶 “Just here to observe and learn” No funny business, no gray-area jokes Just policy from the cosmic code 🎶 Even aliens now say 🎶 “Procedure with a witness, please” Verse 2 The probe itself stayed offstage Mentioned only in the file The chaperone checked the clock twice And practiced a professional smile “Everything’s clinical, nothing weird This is not the nineties anymore” They handed out a feedback form And hovered politely near the door Pre-Chorus Transparency Across the galaxy Chorus 🎶 They brought a chaperone to the procedure 🎶 Because ethics travel light-years too 🎶 A chaperone for alien encounters 🎶 Saying, “We’re just following rules” No mystery, no late-night lore Just HR from another star 🎶 The universe has grown up now 🎶 And brought a witness along Bridge Somewhere in deep space A training video plays “Respect all life forms And document your days” Final Chorus 🎶 They brought a chaperone to the procedure 🎶 Clipboards glowing neon green 🎶 Proof that even cosmic legends 🎶 Get revised by compliance teams So if you’re telling this story later Update the details, please 🎶 It’s not the old myth anymore 🎶 It’s procedure with a witness, please Outro The truth is out there… And it’s fully documented 👽📋
