[Verse] Aoife is a wolfadoodle doesn't know what's going on Ghosts and goblins ringing doorbells costumes running till dawn She's confused by all the screaming why's the moon so big and bright Every pumpkin's got a face now what a curious Halloween night [Chorus] No comprende no comprende what is happening here No comprende no comprende why they dress up so weird Aoife's trying to understand but her brain's in a twist No comprende no comprende what on earth did she miss [Verse 2] Kids with bags of candy knocking running house to house Some wear masks and some are witches Aoife's puzzled on her couch Skeletons are dancing zombies lurking in the mist Why's everyone so spooky in this Halloween twist [Chorus] No comprende no comprende why they scream boo No comprende no comprende this night's a messy stew Aoife's tail keeps wagging though her head is full of fog No comprende no comprende it's confusing being a dog [Bridge] She loves the treats no denying but the tricks are too bizarre Why's there bats and creepy spiders hanging from the neighbor's car Folks with weird hats big and pointy holding candles in a jar Aoife's just a simple pup she prefers to stay afar [Chorus] No comprende no comprende she just wants to play No comprende no comprende in this spooky fray While the world’s out scaring Aoife's howling to vent No comprende no comprende makes no canine sense
