[Intro] [riddim drops on bar one] [voice: male MC, dry, sneering] Oi. You. Yeah — lanyard. [Verse 1] Ticket comes in and you paste it in the box, go outside for a smoke while the agent does the plotting, back in a bit, push it up, tag me on review, I write a page of notes — you paste 'em straight back through. Round two, same bug wearing different shoes, round three, man, I basically wrote it for you, you never once opened the diff, did ya, bruv? You're a cable in a hoodie that the payroll loves. [Hook] [pizzicato stabs double up] Meat proxy — wire with a lanyard, paste it in, paste it out, never read the answer, meat proxy — wire with a lanyard, man's a letterbox with a standing desk. [Verse 2] [riddim switch, bass stabs only] Ask you a question in the stand-up — silence, alt-tab, type it, read it out like it's science, "Great question, there are several factors to consider" — that ain't you, fam, that's a chatbot with a fringe. Your nan wrote "miss you" — you asked it how to answer, her birthday card from you reads like a cover letter, your girl wants a sorry and she gets it in bullet points, even your excuses come formatted, bold. [Hook] Meat proxy — wire with a lanyard, paste it in, paste it out, never read the answer, meat proxy — wire with a lanyard, man's a letterbox with a standing desk. [Break] [riddim cuts, sub-bass only] [voice: male MC, close, quieter, not shouted] Hold up. Where'd I get "letterbox with a standing desk"? Scroll up. I typed "make it colder" in the same chat window. [Rewind] [spinback, riddim restarts] [Hook] [voice: male MC, grinning, lower] Meat proxy — wire with a lanyard, paste it in, paste it out... yeah, me an' all, meat proxy — two of us on lanyards, read your diff, bruv. I'll go and read mine. [Outro] [final bass hit]
