[Verse 1] Three weeks ago I identified the need Measured the living room wall before I proceeded Length and width and clearance for the door swing Wrote it down in pen not remembering Pulled up every review site worth reading Cross referenced the ratings before proceeding Narrowed it down to two finalists by Wednesday Made a spreadsheet to compare them the same day [Chorus] I have done the research I am ready to go I know the dimensions I know the SKU I know the weight limit and the warranty too Walked in the store already knowing what I want No salesperson needed I appreciate the thought I have done the research that is just what I do Three weeks of preparation coming through [Verse 2] Checked the delivery window before I left the house Confirmed they carry it in stock without a doubt Called ahead because I do not waste a trip That is called efficiency get a grip Brought the measurements written on a card Tape measure in my pocket just in case it is hard To visualize the scale on the showroom floor I have been burned by that before [Chorus] I have done the research I am ready to go I know the dimensions I know the SKU I know the weight limit and the warranty too Walked in the store already knowing what I want No salesperson needed I appreciate the thought I have done the research that is just what I do Three weeks of preparation coming through [Bridge] Man approached me near the sectional display I told him the model number right away He looked it up I was already correct I did not say anything I just showed respect He asked if I had questions I said just one What is the earliest delivery can be done He checked the system I already knew the date I confirmed it and said that would be great [Verse 3] Paid in full no financing no plan Because interest is a tax on the impatient man Got the confirmation email at the register Saved it to my folder marked it as a fixture Walked back to the car tape measure still in pocket Dimensions on the card right where I locked it Delivery window written in the calendar app Three weeks of research and it took twenty minutes flat [Chorus] I have done the research I am ready to go I know the dimensions I know the SKU I know the weight limit and the warranty too Walked in the store already knowing what I want No salesperson needed I appreciate the thought I have done the research that is just what I do Three weeks of preparation coming through [Outro] Twenty minutes Tape measure in pocket SKU confirmed Delivery on the calendar Three weeks Twenty minutes That is the ratio
