Quit making that face it’s gonna freeze that way Quit kicking that thing how many times do I have to say it? Don’t put that in your mouth! you don’t know where it’s been Don’t stick your finger in there Jesus Christ, not again You want something to cry about? I’ll give you something to cry about You want something to cry about? I’ll give you something to cry about Don’t make me turn this car around I swear to God I will Why can’t you be more like your brother? your sister’s sitting still Keep your hands to yourself don’t make me pull over We’ve got six more hours and your mothers sober You want something to cry about? I’ll give you something to cry about You want something to cry about? I’ll give you something to cry about Walk it off rub some dirt on it You’re fine quit picking at it That’ll put hair on your chest And don’t come running to me when you fall out of that tree You want something to cry about? I’ll give you something to cry about You want something to cry about? I’ll give you something to cry about Because I said so that’s why Because I said so don’t ask me why And if everybody jumped off a bridge— No. We’re not doing this again. You want something to cry about? I’ll give you something to cry about You want something to cry about? I’ll give you something to cry about And shut the door. I’m not heating the whole goddamn neighborhood.
