[V1] [MF Country] [Funk Beat] [JHarp] Well I woke up feelin' wobblier than a cart with one bad wheel, hair wilder than a raccoon stealin' last night's meal. Brain more confused than a goat on a trampoline, face crustier than a biscuit stuck behind the stove. Stumbled out the door, creakier than a screen in a storm, movin' slower than molasses that forgot how to stay warm. Sun hotter than a laptop renderin' shaders all day, sky brighter than a bug zapper sparkin' on payday. [V2] [Tension] [Djent Bjo] Then Earl rolled up, rustier than a tractor since '92, grinnin' wider than a possum findin' dumpster food for two. He said, "Boy, you look shakier than a folding chair in a fight," I said, "Earl, you smell stronger than chili blended wrong last night." [Dead Stop] [Spoken] We walked down the road, dustier than a haunted shed shelf, and I was more tired than a phone at one percent drainin' itself. Earl was happier than a dog hearin' the cheese drawer slide, but I was more nervous than a long-tailed cat where rockers glide. [Hook] [Country Rap] [Metal Funk] Yeah I'm shakier than a folding chair, messier than chili everywhere, hotter than a laptop in despair, more confused than a goat mid-air... but somehow, somehow, somehow, I still keep rollin' like I don't care! [V3] [Stagger] [Pno] Then we saw her, sweeter than a peach in July, tougher than a two-day biscuit with a twinkle in her eye. She waved smoother than butter on cornbread in the pan, and my heart jumped quicker than a rabbit outrunnin' a man. Tried to speak, but my tongue got twistier than a hose in a knot, Earl elbowed me, laughin' louder than a preacher when the choir gets hot. She said, "You boys look lost," warm as a campfire blaze, I said, "Ma'am, I'm more lost than a sock in a dryer gone rogue." [V4] [Slow Groove] [Slap Bs] She laughed sweeter than sweet tea poured slow in the shade, and my knees got weaker than a lawn chair cheaply made. We walked with her, feelin' lighter than a balloon that forgot gravity, and I felt braver than a rooster who ain't realized he's tiny. [Whistle] [Anvil] Earl tripped, clumsier than a cow on skates tryin' to dance, she helped him up, gentler than a breeze givin' a leaf a chance. By sunset we were laughin' louder than fireworks in a shed, and I was happier than a hound dog findin' the window down instead. [Hook] Yeah I'm shakier than a folding chair, messier than chili everywhere, hotter than a laptop in despair, more confused than a goat mid-air... but somehow, somehow, somehow, she still smiled like I was rare! [Bridge] [Tick Hat] [Spoken] Truer than a moon hummin' B-flat, truer than Earl swearin' he didn't break my swing. He did that. Truer than a rooster thinkin' he's ten feet tall, truer than a tractor that rattles but still starts every fall. Truer than a porch light burnin' through a thunderstorm night, truer than a wrong turn somehow endin' up right. Maybe I ain't graceful, maybe I ain't slick, maybe half my bright ideas go bad mighty quick. Maybe I'm wobblier than a shopping cart with one wheel aimed at the ditch... but somehow she laughed. And somehow Earl laughed. And somehow I did too. [Hook x2] [Full Send] Yeah I'm shakier than a folding chair, messier than chili everywhere, hotter than a laptop in despair, more confused than a goat mid-air... Somehow! I still keep rollin'! Somehow! I still keep movin'! Somehow! The wheels stay turnin' even when they ain't improvin'! Wobblier than a cart with one bad wheel, louder than a screen door caught in a gale, luckier than I got any right to be, and somehow that's fine with me! Yeah somehow that's fine with me! [Outro] Earl says he didn't break my swing. He broke my swing. Pretty sure everybody knew. Still got her number though. [Anvil] [End]
