[Verse 1] You stepped on my shoe Looking smooth, saying "I’m John" Now I’m smiling way too wide Counting down 'til you are gone You spilled wine on my white shirt Looking like a movie scene I said, "Artistic fashion, boss!" (Please just approve my career dream) [Pre-Chorus] Oh, big John is retiring And I’m working overtime Dancing with this tall handsome boss Trying to keep my step in line Your hands on my waist so sharp Your grin gives me corporate pain We spin around this dancefloor Hoping I don't break my brain [Chorus] You got swagger on the floor I need three minutes, then no more You smile bright, I fake a laugh Just a worker on your path John’s got swagger on the floor Happy retirement, out the door! You got swagger on the floor And I’m the lucky one you chose [Verse 2] Your feet move like a pro Mine are struggling to survive All the VPs watching us Gotta fake that I’m alive You said, "Nice pace" I said, "Boss, you take the lead!" Just sign off on my handover That's the only thing I need [Pre-Chorus] Oh, big John is retiring And I’m working overtime Dancing with this tall handsome boss Trying to keep my step in line Your hands on my waist so sharp Your grin gives me corporate pain We spin around this dancefloor Hoping I don't break my brain [Chorus] You got swagger on the floor I need three minutes, then no more You smile bright, I fake a laugh Just a worker on your path John’s got swagger on the floor Happy retirement, out the door! You got swagger on the floor And I’m the lucky one you chose [Bridge] If it's awkward, blame the job If it's fake, I need the check You look good, but I just want To get you off my neck So dance away your final night I’ll pretend I’m having fun Best kind of farewell party Is the one that's finally done! [Chorus] You got swagger on the floor I need three minutes, then no more You smile bright, I fake a laugh Just a worker on your path John’s got swagger on the floor Happy retirement, out the door! You got swagger on the floor Enjoy your freedom, bye now, boss!
