Thanks to Xion for this awesome instrumental! check him out at https://suno.com/@_xion_ [Intro] Ooh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah [Verse 1] Man let me tell you a little story About the Far Plane This place beyond the outer realms It's so fucking insane Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Far Plane somewhere you don't want to go No, no, no [Verse 2] Place is crazy, man You don't even understand Don't go without a plan It's dangerous, man You see certain parts of the Far Plane there be a way your thoughts be, manifestin reality Which is uh, really dangerous when you think about it (Don't think about it!) Not in the Far Plane, that'll get you stuck in an endless loop You'll definitely go insane Ooh-ooh [Verse 3] Like you'll be walking and you'll find a big hole and you'll look down and you won't see the bottom And then millions of Far Plane warped phase spiders come crawling out No doubt And what are you gonna do? What are you gonna do when you fight a million Far Plane Touched phase spiders? I'm asking you, what are you gonna do? I'll tell you You think that the ground is covered in grease And you manifest this here grease And then you cast fireball, y'all And that's all, cook 'em all But you also melt all the loot at the bottom of that hole So use this with caution, this tale is a precautionary tale I told [Chorus] Far Plane is some dangerous motherfucking shit It's a place you don't want to go Even if you have to, oh no Better off in the Outlands, Bator, Gehenna, heck, even the negative material plane more tame than farplane man, [Outro] Or anywhere really, Sigil is much better off than the Far Plane Go rob Boccob still less insane than goin on a quote unquote adventure in the motherfuckin far plane That place is dangerous, man, unnatural by design Things with eyes and teeth and tentacles will creep and crawl inside your mind Time has no meaning there, I swear You'll lose your mind if you go to the Far Plane Make you go insane When it gets inside your brain Don't go, don't go to the Far Plane No, no, no Ooh-woah-ho
