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Anon is a Rock - 4chan

>Be me, a rock >Glacier broke me off of my mother rock and deposited me inside a hill >Fast Forward a couple of billion years, some guys dig me up. Sit me on top of the hill. Nice view >They tell me I'm a glacier erratic and one of the biggest they've ever found >They name me after this guy Chamberlin who studied glacier geology. He was all about my family and me. >Feels good man >A newspaper called me another name one time >These people called social justice warriors are upset about that name they called me that one time >They say I make them feel sad >Men with a big truck pick me up and move me somewhere else. >I miss my hill >I'm just a rock guys. I'm not racist. [Outro] [Final Chorus] [Soft vocal ad-libs] I miss my hill, Im not a racist People call me that it hurts but what about me? Billions of years of geology And now I make you sad? When you're the ones who named me! I miss my hill I miss my hill [Fade out] [End]