[Intro - Musical] [Verse 1 – Introduce the Illusion of Meaning] I used to think life had a plan, Some cosmic script, some guiding hand. But turns out I’m here thanks to Ted, Who bailed on that date with my mom instead (Thanks Ted!) [Chorus – Anthem of Accidental Gratitude] To the ones who flaked, I raise my glass! To fate’s dumb luck, I got my pass. Born from glitches, mess, and stress I owe it to all… so thanks, I guess. [Verse 2 – Stack the Absurdities] My job? A fluke from '99, They hired me ‘cause Steve declined. I met my love 'cause her cab got stuck, Call it fate... or call it dumb luck. (Thanks Steve!) [Verse 3 – Toast to the Ghost Agents] So here’s to flukes and broken plans, To ghost agents and unseen hands. Chaos carved a crooked way, I’m built from blunders but turned out okay. (I'm Okay) [Chorus – Anthem of Accidental Gratitude] To the ones who flaked, I raise my glass! To fate’s dumb luck, I got my pass. Born from glitches, mess, and stress I owe it to all… so thanks, I guess [Bridge – Cosmic Reflection with a Wink] Is there meaning in all the mess? Or am I just… a cosmic jest? [Verse 4 – Celebrate the Randomness] Embrace the flukes, the missed connects, The wild reroutes and side effects. No grand design, just disarray And yet we dance, because we’re here today. (I love to dance) [Chorus – Anthem of Accidental Gratitude] To the ones who flaked, I raise my glass! To fate’s dumb luck, I got my pass. Born from glitches, mess, and stress I owe it to all… so thanks, I guess. [Outro - Raise Your Glass] I raise my glass to yooooou...
