[Verse] Well my best friend is a dog She's crazy and I love her She can hear the mailman coming from a mile away She's big and black and goofy and I love her so much If I see a cat on the street I say Hey do you know your cousin Max And I say I have a dog and she goes Wow I could never And I'm like well yeah she's very annoying But I love her so much [Chorus] It's an age-old story Cats and dogs together When we go to bed at night she growls and I go Hey cut that out that's not very nice And she goes Sorry I didn't mean to it was just an instinct And I say that's okay I still love you so much [Bridge] It's just that you know You're just so big and black and scary And the cat goes Okay I know I know But you know I just have my claws out sometimes I don't mean to It's just instinct And the dog goes Okay I know But you know sometimes when I growl I don't mean it It's just instinct [Verse] And the cat goes Well I could never live with a dog But I mean I could if it was you And the dog goes Well I could never live with a cat But I mean I could if it was you And I go Well I never thought I'd see the day But I'm so glad I did [Chorus] It's an age-old story Cats and dogs together Cats and dogs together [Outro] Cats and dogs together
