© JP Asher 2025 _____________ Under the pass, fly in fast Ankles off the grass Like Pelly-Ruddock in the middle Grasp the task Over to High Town Roll in a black M3 Hit the gate before too late And you get in for free Our agents orange got the code Down at Kenilworth Road Takin’ a lot of Ls lately Like it’s à la mode They’re building up at Power Court And set to reach the sky A better life to try And bigger fish to fry So come on down It’s Luton, the town The Hatter boy ground Where you see the lights flashing When you’re touching down It’s goodbye to Vauxhall No more vans We’ll hover in a Honda Or a Nissan, man Where Five Guys didn’t last So many projects fail You can call it what you want It’s still the same Arndale Every colour, every creed Whoever you need Hitting harder every hour Like a mean shaheed Into the dark at Stockwood Park The feeling’s stark We’ll figure out where we can end If we know where to start This ain’t Bedford It’s Luton, the town The Hatter boy ground Where you see the lights flashing When you’re touching down Eating curry goat and talking wise Watching the traffic, rocking side to side Pick up some pep from the Polski sklep Chug down the Tyskie ‘til it gets you wrecked It’s Luton, the town The Hatter boy ground Where you see the lights flashing When you’re touching down Eating curry goat and talking wise Watching the traffic, rocking side to side Pick up some pep from the Polski sklep Chug down the Tyskie ‘til it gets you wrecked It’s Luton, the town The Hatter boy ground Where you see the lights flashing When you’re touching down Cardinal Newman, sup The husk of rust Smashing the hash to ashes And lust to dust Over in Stopsley, feeling motley ‘Til we get fresh air Ain’t nothing badder gonna matter Once we see you there You got the sand in hand The snow to go If you need another blow then Hit up, let us know I gotta go and hit the hay That’s it for you today There’s just one other little thing Almost forgot to say It’s Luton, the town The Hatter boy ground Where you see the lights flashing When you’re touching down Yeah! Shout out to the Oak Road! Hatters for life! Yaaa boyyy!!