This Funny Vampire Keeps Dying

[Verse] In the shadows he creeps Got those vampire peeps Every night he takes flight But he can't get it right [Verse 2] Every bite's a fluke He's more joke than spook All the humans they laugh 'Cause he can't do his math [Chorus] This funny vampire keeps dying Oh he's always trying Can't keep his stake from flying This funny vampire keeps dying [Verse 3] Once a proud night king Now he's lost his zing Trips on every cape string He's in a vampire swing [Verse 4] Garlic just ain't his friend Hits the sunlight again Every coffin's a trend But he just can't pretend [Chorus] This funny vampire keeps dying Oh he's always trying Can't keep his stake from flying This funny vampire keeps dying