If you were a job, I'd have quit by now. If you were a town, I'd have moved. But you are someone that I can't let go. I'm the definition of screwed. If you were a fish, I'd have thrown you back. If you were a habit, I'd quit. But you are someone that I care for so. Guess I'll just have to eat shit. Somewhere there's a girl who sings the same song for me. But I'm ignoring her in hopes that you'll agree that this song is pretty sweet. If you were a coupon, I'd pay full price. If you were a channel, I'd switch. But you are someone that I pine for so. And you couldn't care. That's the bitch. Somewhere there's a girl who sings the same song for me. But I'm ignoring her in hopes that you'll agree that this song is pretty sweet. If you were a bottle, I'd drink from a can. If you were a sunburn, I'd peel. But it don't work playing hard to get. Guess it's 'past time to get real.