When you're dodging sparks as the modem starts to scream And the Wi-Fi drops to zero like it rage-quit on the team Every gadget in the house is throwing errors in your face But your Nerd jumps in and wrestles every glitch back into place When your smartphone's fixed so you don't miss those tweets... When your house has the only working printer on your street... If you don't know what I'm talking about then I don't know what to say... You better kiss your Nerd and make their day! When the Smart Tv makes noises like it’s prepping for a war And you're wondering if you'll ever get to binge watch anymore The robo vac went nuclear, and the house is a mess But somehow they revive it with a reboot and finesse When your smartphone's fixed so you don't miss those tweets... When your house has the only working printer on your street... If you don't know what I'm talking about then I don't know what to say... You better kiss your Nerd and make their day! So when your tech goes wild and every gadget misbehaves Just call your Nerd — they’ll pull your network from the grave They’re the guardian of your chaos, keeping meltdown far away And they deserve some lovin' for every mess they fix each day Your laptop blue-screens loudly like it’s calling for a priest Your Nerd boots into safe mode like a digital beast They’re juggling pop-ups, warnings, updates flying everywhere And suddenly your system runs like it’s floating on air When your smartphone's fixed so you don't miss those tweets... When your house has the only working printer on your street... If you don't know what I'm talking about then I don't know what to say... You better kiss your Nerd and make their day! When your smartphone's fixed so you don't miss those tweets... When your house has the only working printer on your street... If you don't know what I'm talking about then I don't know what to say... You better kiss your Nerd and make their day! If you don't know what I'm talking about then I don't know what to say... You better kiss your Nerd and make their day!
