[Verse 1] Nine pm blanket on the couch lights down low Got the remote and a snack and nowhere to go Queued up season four been waiting all week True crime documentary and I am at my peak Notebook open on the cushion next to me Writing down the timeline so I can see Every detail matters that is what I know Twelve episodes and I watch them all in a row [Chorus] I watch true crime on a Tuesday night I already know how they caught him by the second episode right Cell phone ping put him at the scene Digital footprint is the deadliest thing I watch true crime that is what I do Forensic evidence does not lie to you Notebook full of timelines on the shelf I have solved three of these things myself [Verse 2] Paused it twenty minutes in to look up the case Cross reference the wiki just to keep up the pace Reddit thread from 2019 already knew Three people in the comments had the whole thing through Came back to the episode already ahead But I watched it anyway out of respect for the dead Volume low enough that I can hear the door I always hear the door that is what the training is for [Chorus] I watch true crime on a Tuesday night I already know how they caught him by the second episode right Cell phone ping put him at the scene Digital footprint is the deadliest thing I watch true crime that is what I do Forensic evidence does not lie to you Notebook full of timelines on the shelf I have solved three of these things myself [Bridge] Cash transactions and burner phones will not save you Fiber evidence and tire tracks will betray you Somebody always talks that is rule number one A witness at the gas station and the case is done I am not saying I could do better I am saying I understand the forensic letter The investigator on screen just found the link I found it forty five minutes ago I think [Verse 3] Credits roll I sit there processing it all Look at my notebook flip back through the scrawl Three notebooks deep on the shelf by the tv Organized by year and category Lock the front door check the windows twice Not because I am scared just because it is nice To know the perimeter is secure tonight Blanket folded remote back in its place just right [Chorus] I watch true crime on a Tuesday night I already know how they caught him by the second episode right Cell phone ping put him at the scene Digital footprint is the deadliest thing I watch true crime that is what I do Forensic evidence does not lie to you Notebook full of timelines on the shelf I have solved three of these things myself [Outro] Notebook back on the shelf Organized by year Perimeter secure Just in case Not scared Never scared Just informed
