[Verse 1] Oh, they preach the bus like it’s some kind of star, But ask 'em when they last rode one, they wouldn’t know by far. “Take the bus!” they shout, all day and all night, While they step into their limos, away from our plight. [Chorus] Just me and my car, we ride alone, Zip through the streets, like a king on his throne. No waiting in rain, no standing in line, My car’s my castle, this road is all mine. [Verse 2] Urban planners with their maps, oh they think they’re so wise, But I’d like to see 'em squeeze on a bus, where no one gets byes. They say it saves space, and it’s better for all, Yet, there they are flying, over traffic, having a ball. [Bridge] I don’t need no crowded bus, with flu bugs galore, Or folks fighting in the aisle, right by the door. I lost my umbrella, my book, even my hat, On a bus once forgotten, tell me, who has time for that? [Chorus] Just me and my car, we cruise so free, I control the tunes, the heat, just me. Why stand when I can sit, and drive in peace, With groceries piled high, my errands never cease. [Break] [Verse 3] So, keep your mass transit, and I’ll keep my wheels, While planners sketch their dreams, not knowing how it feels. To be stuck in the rain, or lost in the crowd, I’ll take my solo ride, far away from the loud. [Outro] So next time you tell me how the bus is so fine, Remember I’m in my car, enjoying my time. Just me and my road, we’re doing just right, I’ll stick to my car rides, morning through night.
