Let me tell ya bout a man i know named Earl Skakel carries an extra pistol round his ankle He's the best damn gun running drug smugglin' hitman for the C I A. He didn't want me to tell ya his little secret but he forgot to put in my full cut So now I gone n reported to the D E A. D E A Yeah, Earl Skakel works for Mossad and Earl Skakel has killed a lot And I don't know when Earl's not on drugs Yeah Earl doesn't tell me when he's running from the law. and Earl doesn't tell me when he's run over a pedestrian, Earl doesn't even know he can't be a lesbian Yeah Earl's got a gun and he said he's gonna shoot it tonight! Yeah Earl's in the crowd and there's gonna be a shooting tonight!
