Mid Dick Daddy

[Verse 1] Met him at the bar, he was kinda steady Not a fuckboy vibe, but not life-changing ready Said "you wanna dance?" I said "I might" He's not Mr. Right, but he's alright [Pre-Chorus] He don't make me cry, don't make me scream He's the human version of "in between" If love's a scale, no need to lie— He sittin' right there at a solid five [Chorus] He my mid dick daddy, keep it kinda steady Not amazing, not bad, just ready Got me feelin' whelmed, not overwhelmed Like a B+ boy, safe on the shelf Mid dick daddy, nothin' too flashy Not too boring, not too classy I ain't obsessed, but I ain't mad Kinda perfect when I don't want bad [Verse 2] He don't ghost me, he don't chase He don't leave me cryin' in the same place Got that "he's fine" reputation Five outta ten, strong consistency rating [Pre-Chorus] He ain't toxic, he ain't gold Just lukewarm with a decent hold If life's a gamble, roll it twice— Safe bet, kinda nice [Chorus] He my mid dick daddy, livin' in the average Not a heartbreak, not a savage Got me feelin' chill, not a thrill But I might just hit him still Mid dick daddy, nothin' too crazy Not amazing, but not lazy I ain't writin' poems, I ain't blue But I might still come through [Verse 3] He ain't six-two, he ain't five-three Doesn't mind it when I snore in my sleep He kiss alright, he got decent game But half the time I forget his name He might fold my laundry if I ask him to And honestly... I think that's kinda cute Maybe kind and boring gets a bad rap... The truth is Mr. Average got a nice ass [Bridge] No fireworks, no crazy highs But he still text me "you outside?" Don't know if it's love or habit But mid dick daddy? I don't panic [Final Chorus] Mid dick daddy, yeah you keep it level Not a saint, but not the devil In a world that's hot and badly— Maybe I need a mid dick daddy Mid dick daddy I need a mid dick daddy A mid dick daddy A mid dick daddy