[Intro — spoken] "Oi — Billy reckons he got snubbed. Wasn't in the chicken dinner song. Right then. Billy. This one's for you, mate." [Verse 1 — the setup] Billy got his knickers in a twist Reckoned that his name should've made the list Chicken Dinner song dropped without his shout So here's the tribute — Billy, sort it out He's a gunner, well — a Gooner first Calls himself a trooper, but it's Storm Trooper's worst Empties a full mag, doesn't land a one Miss Missen on the kill-feed — Billy, son [Chorus] Billy The Whizzer — buzzin' like a wasp Spray and pray and fumble, never knowing what he's lost Billy The Whizzer — knickers in a twist Add him to the song boys, Billy made the list [Verse 2 — the fumbles] Prone in the grass, thinks he's being sly Drone catches Billy face-down, asking why Reloads mid-firefight, fumbles the swap Crouches when he's running, sprints when he should drop Throws a frag — bonk — bounced off the door Cooks it too long, blows himself to the floor Pops a med-kit, healing in the open Dies with full HP — squad's left hoping [Bridge — is he buzzin'?] Is he buzzin' on whatever he's smoking? Or buzzin' like a wasp, half the squad provoking? Keeping busy, never standing still Movement like a fly that you can't quite kill Could be high, could be wired, could be both Either way the boy's allergic to a oath (spoken: "Billy, just hold the angle, mate.") [Verse 3 — Billy goes Diddy] Then out of nowhere — Billy turns Diddy Double-tap demon in the heart of the city Old Desert Eagle bucking in his hand Pop-pop — Essii drops where he stands Pop-pop — Pooota folds in the dust Billy on the headshot, in the boy we trust Two shots, two kills, no one saw it coming Whizzer's got the kill-cam — engine's humming [Chorus] Billy The Whizzer — buzzin' like a wasp Spray and pray and fumble, never knowing what he's lost Billy The Whizzer — knickers in a twist Add him to the song boys, Billy made the list [Verse 4 — the legend] So here's to Billy — menace and a myth Half the time a liability, half the time a gift Could be the worst shot the squad has ever seen Could be a sniper, could be a machine Never know which Billy's logging in tonight Storm Trooper Billy or Diddy in the fight Either way we love him, either way he's in Billy on the squad — that's how we begin [Outro — gang vocals] BILLY! BILLY! BILLY! Knickers in a twist no more BILLY! BILLY! BILLY! Whizzer's on the scoreboard BILLY! BILLY! BILLY! Add him to the song boys BILLY! BILLY! BILLY! Billy made the list
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