[Verse 1] He said "Is that an eyelash in your pocket Or are you just glad to see me?" He said "Is that a penny in your pocket Or are you just glad to see me?" [Chorus] And he is And he is And he is And he is [Verse 2] He said "Is that an matchstick in your pocket Or are you just glad to see me?" He said "Is that a paperclip in your pocket Or are you just glad to see me?" [Chorus] And he is And he is And he is And he is [Bridge] How am I supposed to know if you don't show me? [Chorus] And he was And he was And he was And he was
