12 Maladies of X-mas

GilgameshZeta

Jester Test

GilgameshZeta

Operatic Christmas, Anthem, Powerful Range, sinister male vocalist, creepy male clown vocalist, debonair, vocal rasp

V3.5

[Verse 1]
On the first day of madness, my true love gave to me:
A bomb with a painted smiley! (Hee-hee-hee! Boom!)

[Verse 2]
On the second day of madness, my true love gave to me:
Two mischievous pies,
And a bomb with a painted smiley!

[Verse 3]
On the third day of madness, my true love gave to me:
Three wild cards,
Two mischievous pies,
And a bomb with a painted smiley!

[spoken] "Three cards, yes, yes… Or was it four? Who's counting? Hoo-hoo-hoo!"

[Verse 4]
On the fourth day of madness, my true love gave to me:
Four rubber chickens,
Three wild cards,
Two mischievous pies,
And a bomb with a painted smiley!

[Verse 5 – dramatically belting it out]
On the fifth day of madness, my true love gave to me:
Five wacky gags! (Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!)
Four rubber chickens,
Three wild cards,
Two mischievous pies,
And a bomb with a painted smiley!

[spoken] "Oh, I’m just nailing it! Nailing it! Get it? Ha!"

[Verse 6]
On the sixth day of madness, my true love gave to me:
Six henchmen plotting,
Five wacky gags!
Four rubber chickens,
Three wild cards,
Two mischievous pies,
And a bomb with a painted smiley!

[Verse 7 – confused lost]
"Lucky seven! Lucky for me… not so much for you!"
Seven bats a-swooping,
Six henchmen plotting,
Five wacky gags! (Hoo-hoo-hoo!)
Four rubber chickens,
Three wild cards,
Two mischievous pies,
And a bomb with a painted smiley!

[Verse 8]
On the eighth day of madness, my true love gave to me:
Eight joy buzzers sparking,
Seven bats a-swooping,
Six henchmen plotting,
Five wacky gags!
Four rubber chickens,
Three wild cards,
Two mischievous pies,
And a bomb with a painted smiley!

[Verse 9]
On the ninth day of madness, my true love gave to me:
Nine silly balloons floating,
Eight joy buzzers sparking,
Seven bats a-swooping,
Six henchmen plotting,
Five wacky gags! [Hoo hoo hoo ha ha ha!]
Four rubber chickens,
Three wild cards,
Two mischievous pies,
And a bomb with a painted smiley!

[Verse 10 – Joker, laughing mid-line]
"Oh, TEN! We’re really cranking up the fun now, aren’t we?"
Ten jester hats spinning,
Nine silly balloons floating,
Eight joy buzzers sparking,
Seven bats a-swooping,
Six henchmen plotting,
Five wacky gags!
Four rubber chickens,
Three wild cards,
Two mischievous pies,
And a bomb with a painted smiley!

[Verse 11]
On the eleventh day of madness, my true love gave to me:
Eleven laughing fishies,
Ten jester hats spinning,
Nine silly balloons floating,
Eight joy buzzers sparking,
Seven bats a-swooping,
Six henchmen plotting,
Five wacky gags! (Bwa-ha-ha-ha!)
Four rubber chickens,
Three wild cards,
Two mischievous pies,
And a bomb with a painted smiley!

[Verse 12 – Amused]
On the twelfth day of madness, my true love gave to me:
Twelve bang flags waving,
Eleven laughing fishies,
Ten jester hats spinning,
Nine silly balloons floating,
Eight joy buzzers sparking,
Seven bats a-swooping,
Six henchmen plotting,
Five wacky gags! (HA HA HA HA!)
Four rubber chickens,
Three wild cards,
Two mischievous pies,
And a bomb with a painted smiley!

Six henchmen plotting,
Five wacky gags! (Bwa-ha-ha-ha!)
Four rubber chickens,
Three wild cards,
Two mischievous pies,
And a bomb with a painted smiley!

[Finale - Prestige]
"Merry Christmas, Gotham (not you batman) AND to all a HAPPY BOOM YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Hoo-hoo-ha-ha-ha-AH-HA-HAHA!!!!!!!!!"

*cough*

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[Verse 1] On the first day of madness, my true love gave to me: A bomb with a painted smiley! (Hee-hee-hee! Boom!) [Verse 2] On the second day of madness, my true love gave to me: Two mischievous pies, And a bomb with a painted smiley! [Verse 3] On the third day of madness, my true love gave to me: Three wild cards, Two mischievous pies, And a bomb with a painted smiley! [spoken] "Three cards, yes, yes… Or was it four? Who's counting? Hoo-hoo-hoo!" [Verse 4] On the fourth day of madness, my true love gave to me: Four rubber chickens, Three wild cards, Two mischievous pies, And a bomb with a painted smiley! [Verse 5 – dramatically belting it out] On the fifth day of madness, my true love gave to me: Five wacky gags! (Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!) Four rubber chickens, Three wild cards, Two mischievous pies, And a bomb with a painted smiley! [spoken] "Oh, I’m just nailing it! Nailing it! Get it? Ha!" [Verse 6] On the sixth day of madness, my true love gave to me: Six henchmen plotting, Five wacky gags! Four rubber chickens, Three wild cards, Two mischievous pies, And a bomb with a painted smiley! [Verse 7 – confused lost] "Lucky seven! Lucky for me… not so much for you!" Seven bats a-swooping, Six henchmen plotting, Five wacky gags! (Hoo-hoo-hoo!) Four rubber chickens, Three wild cards, Two mischievous pies, And a bomb with a painted smiley! [Verse 8] On the eighth day of madness, my true love gave to me: Eight joy buzzers sparking, Seven bats a-swooping, Six henchmen plotting, Five wacky gags! Four rubber chickens, Three wild cards, Two mischievous pies, And a bomb with a painted smiley! [Verse 9] On the ninth day of madness, my true love gave to me: Nine silly balloons floating, Eight joy buzzers sparking, Seven bats a-swooping, Six henchmen plotting, Five wacky gags! [Hoo hoo hoo ha ha ha!] Four rubber chickens, Three wild cards, Two mischievous pies, And a bomb with a painted smiley! [Verse 10 – Joker, laughing mid-line] "Oh, TEN! We’re really cranking up the fun now, aren’t we?" Ten jester hats spinning, Nine silly balloons floating, Eight joy buzzers sparking, Seven bats a-swooping, Six henchmen plotting, Five wacky gags! Four rubber chickens, Three wild cards, Two mischievous pies, And a bomb with a painted smiley! [Verse 11] On the eleventh day of madness, my true love gave to me: Eleven laughing fishies, Ten jester hats spinning, Nine silly balloons floating, Eight joy buzzers sparking, Seven bats a-swooping, Six henchmen plotting, Five wacky gags! (Bwa-ha-ha-ha!) Four rubber chickens, Three wild cards, Two mischievous pies, And a bomb with a painted smiley! [Verse 12 – Amused] On the twelfth day of madness, my true love gave to me: Twelve bang flags waving, Eleven laughing fishies, Ten jester hats spinning, Nine silly balloons floating, Eight joy buzzers sparking, Seven bats a-swooping, Six henchmen plotting, Five wacky gags! (HA HA HA HA!) Four rubber chickens, Three wild cards, Two mischievous pies, And a bomb with a painted smiley! Six henchmen plotting, Five wacky gags! (Bwa-ha-ha-ha!) Four rubber chickens, Three wild cards, Two mischievous pies, And a bomb with a painted smiley! [Verse 12 – Amused] On the twelfth day of madness, my true love gave to me: Twelve bang flags waving, Eleven laughing fishies, Ten jester hats spinning, Nine silly balloons floating, Eight joy buzzers sparking, Seven bats a-swooping, Six henchmen plotting, Five wacky gags! (HA HA HA HA!) Four rubber chickens, Three wild cards, Two mischievous pies, And a bomb with a painted smiley! [Finale - Prestige] "Merry Christmas, Gotham (not you batman) AND to all a HAPPY BOOM YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hoo-hoo-ha-ha-ha-AH-HA-HAHA!!!!!!!!!" *cough* [end]

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