[Spacey, mysterious synth intro with light percussion, slowly builds through intro] What have I gotten into, aboard this fine ship's crew? The fools who run this deck haven't got a clue Nobody acts with logic, only shirtless brawn Illogical that they can carry on [Bouncy, upbeat verse with playful melody] Red alert is blaring There's an aching in my head I can't believe I asked McCoy To go tell Jim I'm dead I shouldn't feel emotions But I'm worried just a smidge As red shirts fall from the ceiling And the borg is on the bridge [Dramatic pre-chorus with building tension] Live short and suffer They never seem to learn Carryon calmly It's none of my concern [Break] [Energetic, melodic chorus] Beem me up, Scotty, get me out of here It’s the fifteenth time today I've felt illogical fear Live long and prosper, it’s all I try to teach Brace for another warp core breach [Short, upbeat synth solo] [Bouncy, upbeat verse with playful melody] Wessels on the starboard Klingons took down our shields Yet the captain gambles boldly And levels the playing field Can't calculate how But we made it through Despite reality shifting From our encounter with Q [Dramatic pre-chorus with building tension] Logic dictates But they never seem to care Really need a shore leave To get myself some air [Break] [Energetic, melodic chorus] Beem me up, Scotty, send me where I belong Surely, our shore leave couldn't go wrong (you're wrong) Engines at max, and she can't take anymore The Kobayashi Maru is knocking at the door [Long, energetic synth solo] [Chaotic, fast-paced chiptune bridge with glitchy synths] The holodeck malfunctioned We caught a Gorn’s eye Kirk ripped his shirt again I still don’t know why Tribbles ate my lunch Now they’re up to my knees Khan is laughing madly Scotty, beam me up, please! [Dramatic pre-chorus with building tension] On another planet Scanning some old rocks Finally, some peace and quiet Wait, did those pebbles talk? [Break] [Energetic, melodic chorus] Beem me up, Scotty, get me out of here It’s the fifteenth time today I've felt illogical fearr Live long and prosper, it’s all I try to teach Brace for another warp core breach [Musical build up] [Energetic, melodic chorus] Beem me up, Scotty, send me where I belong Surely, our shore leave couldn't go wrong (you're wrong) Engines at max, and she can't take anymore The Kobayashi Maru is knocking at the door [Fun instrumental play into outro] [Spacey, calm outro with fading arpeggios] Warp speed ahead, let’s leave this logic behind A starship’s journey is one of the mind Melding with these creatures ‘cause they fascinate me As illogical they are, it's where I want to be [End]
