The Old Man and the Penguin Metal Version

[Verse:] One evening at a local bar I was throwing back a few And if you hang 'round long enough You may see something new An old man with a Penguin Played darts just to my right I ordered up another shot It may be a strange night [Pre Chorus:] I got the nerve to get up And said, "Can you tell me please" How'd you teach him to play darts And does your friend have knees [Chorus:] Does your Penguin have knees And how'd he learn to throw Does your Penguin have knees I really want to know The way he tosses darts You two could make some dough Does your Penguin have knees Please, I really need to know [Verse:] The old man said, "Well friend, I'll tell you the whole truth But we both sure can use a drink Can we go sit in that booth” I grabbed us all a bottle Then he spun me a tale How they met in Antarctica And how they loved to sail [Pre Chorus:] But what about the knees, I asked And how can he throw darts So, does your friend have knees Since not knowing really smarts [Chorus:] Does your penguin have knees And how'd he learn to throw Does your Penguin have knees I really want to know The way he tosses darts You two could make some dough Does your Penguin have knees Please, I really need to know [Guitar Solo, Pinched harmonics and sweeping included] [Verse:] About the knees, I don't know I never thought he might But you should see him cliff dive It's quite a chilling sight   And as for darts, they all play Don't know who taught them or how Brant found them on The Falkland’s And said, they studied Tao [Pre Chorus:] But thank you for your questions This tale was no baloney The British saw their tufts of hair And named them Macaroni [Chorus:] Does your penguin have knees And how'd he learn to throw Does your Penguin have knees I really want to know The way he tosses darts You two could make some dough Does your Penguin have knees Please, I really need to know [Short guitar Solo: ] Does your Penguin have knees I really want to know …. ohhhhh Ohhhh Ohh Oh, Nice throw