now let me tell you a story older than king tut's sarcophagus about the time i met a bitch that was bigger than a damn hippopotamus do i dodge or attack oh the choice is dichotomous she grabbed a roll of fat and said well you can catch a lot of this i duck, got a girl so i gotta stay monogomous a solipsistic, malicious heart, so you know i gotta spit chicklet's, the thickness of the smoke chokes my neck im upset with the choices that you made why? well they reflect poor judgement, i'm above it now my heads in the clouds, i astound even myself with how these rhymes can bring you down got you crashing like a plane or maybe more like a computer a polluter of this earth how'd you come out your mama's cooter I maneuver you away from wherever the people might be unlikely, but you could cause an earthquake if you smite me the doctor said you need to check yourself like you nike when she say that she wanna make a movie, supersize me freight train coming i be getting off track im back from the future, you were still very fat clip loaded finger itching i might shoot like jerry stack only way that i could uh blow out your back that's a wrap, god damn damn bitch i ain't talking food bad mood well shit cause i deliver bad news they say if you keep eating you might even need to lose about a hundred fifty pounds just to fit inside your shoes [verse 2] oooh, you wanna another fucking cookie? or you wanna live a long life, baby don't push me oooh, you want another pint of ice cream? a pipe dream your last day's closer than it might seem and if that seems unrelenting, show me a dissenting opinion i'm digging a hole like deficit spend ing i'm fending, off 500 pounds of bitch but my buddy lurking in the corner, throw him an assist "hey miss" she wheezes back "ay let me get a kiss" i dismiss her advance like i'm playing for the Clips i might hand my boy a soda and a jumbo bag of chips because then i'd know for sure he couldn't miss oh shit!! now it's the fourth quarter of the super bowl, i'm stuck under center i been eyeing the corner, the linebacker, defenders shifting my tackle to the right, i drop back and remember that this bitch on my line, now i might really take forever to throw it, don't blow it, this might be your only chance Delly call her a beaver cause she don't really give a damn when she clanging up the steps she gonna rumble your foyer and she moving like gorlock the destroyer call a lawyer if you think that i'm deceiving or lying in the meantime she look like she could fuck up a lion they wanted me to hold my tongue but i can't stay silent because you ate all of the others, you the lonliest island ayyy, you wanna another fucking cookie? or you wanna live a long life, baby don't push me ayyy, you want another pint of ice cream? a pipe dream your last day's closer than it might seem bigger than the rock that killed the dinosaurs bigger than the rock that killed the dinosaurs bigger than the rock that kille
