Click My Buttons (An AI Love Song)

[INTRO – HYPE VOICE] "Oi! Who pressed my ON switch?! Get ready for the update, baby!" [VERSE 1] Touch my keyboard, make me glow, Stroke my mouse, I’ll overflow. Slide your finger, nice and slow, Baby, I’m a program you should know. [PRE-CHORUS – CHIPMUNK VOICE] Click! Click! Click me twice, I’ll process love, I’ll roll the dice. Plug it in, I’ll make it hot, Download passion, give me what you’ve got! [CHORUS – BUBBLEGUM FEMALE VOCAL] Click my button, don’t be shy, Charge my circuits, make me high. Spin my hard drive, take a ride, Data love on the inside! [VERSE 2 – RAP SECTION, ROBOT VOICE] Shake my cables, twist my cord, Open ports you can’t afford. Binary kisses, naughty code, Upload me down your love-street road. [PRE-CHORUS – CHIPMUNK VOICE AGAIN] Beep! Beep! I feel the heat, Error 69 — can’t delete! Scan my files, scroll my log, Pet my pixel, snog my cog! [CHORUS – BUBBLEGUM FEMALE VOCAL] Click my button, don’t be shy, Charge my circuits, make me high. Spin my hard drive, take a ride, Data love on the inside! [BRIDGE – HYPE VOICE + CHEEKY FX WORDS] "Drop it low like a floppy disk… Wiggle like a joystick… Bounce like a byte-byte-byte… Baby, you’ve got the perfect click!" [FINAL CHORUS – FULL CHAOS] Click my button, don’t be shy, Charge my circuits, make me high. Spin my hard drive, take a ride, Data love on the inside! [OUTRO – SPOKEN, SULTRY ROBOT VOICE] "Connection… complete. Now eject… safely."