[Verse 1] Mr. Rogers did not adequately Prepare me for the people in my neighborhood Better one, my ability to remember song lyrics from the 80s far Exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the kitchen [Chorus] Funny how drinking eight cups of water a day Seems like it's impossible but eight beers, six shots in three hours Just hoe down like a fat kid in a caNdy store Funny, MANY ANSWERS TO A LOT OF QUESTIONS . I KNOW THIS GIRL WHO HAS LONG HAIR ALL THE WAY TO THERE. DICK AND JANE STORIES GIVE ME BAD DREAMS DICK IS ALWAYS A DICK JANE HAS EYES LIKE A DOE A book fell on my head, I blame my shelf I went to go buy camouflage, I couldn't find any I turned around, he was there, made me jump I went to the store, I paid half off It was a shirt, it said, look, no one cares I told you I didn't care What's another word for thesaurus? One day I will make onions cry I came, I saw, I made it awkward I wonder if I wonder too much I don't want to wonder too far off But would I still be wondering?
