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My Knicks In Four

[Intro] Ladies and gentlemen This evening’s intermission from your insufferable arguing and fighting Officially begins in 3, 2, 1 [Verse 1] In Queens they debate the schools In Brooklyn they debate the rent In Tribeca they debate the taxes Every dollar and every cent Mamdani wants to seize production And Trump wants to build and win Same train, same trash, same problem Same sandwich from the bodega again We fight about saints and borders We fight about who is really right But put orange on the hardwood New Yorkers see the light [Pre-Chorus] Do you condemn Hamas… I don't care From the river to the sea Still really don't care Wait, hold up, what about— Seriously I DON'T CARE, let’s go Knicks! Everybody talk at once now Then the Garden says, “that’s it” [Chorus] My mayor is Muslim My bagel is Jewish My Christian’s Dior My Knicks in four My mayor is Muslim My bagel is Jewish My Christian’s Dior My Knicks in FOUR!! [Verse 2] One auntie wants rent control One cousin wants the free market One friend says, “tear it down” One friend says, “please don’t start it” Palestine and Israel Back and forth at the deli line Till somebody yells, “What channel?” And the whole block hits the same reply Orange jerseys in the window Blue hats on every stoop The taxi driver’s screaming “Give it to Brunson, shoot the loop!” And every argument dissolves Like snow in a subway grate When the ball goes through the net We all celebrate [Pre-Chorus] Do you condemn Hamas… I don't really care From the river to the sea Still really don't care Wait, hold up, what about— Seriously I DON'T CARE, let’s go Knicks! The whole arena points and laughs Then the chant comes back like this [Chorus] My mayor is Muslim My bagel is Jewish My Christian’s Dior My Knicks in four My mayor is Muslim My bagel is Jewish My Christian’s Dior My Knicks in four [Bridge] Knicks tried to set the tempo But Spurs really put up a fight Pass right, pass left, half court And the whole crowd lost its mind Even the guy with the brief case Even the lady with blue hair Even the uncle with the hot takes Couldn’t help but stop and stare Because out of all the chaos All the yelling, all the lore The Spurs somehow made the game point And the Knicks couldn't win in FOUR [Speaking] NEW YORK! Yep... this is the Pope... surprised? You have endured so much... The lord our God has taken notice. This city has now been blessed With your true savior: Your engineer Your mechanic Your subway driver Your pilot Your.... DAD JAYLEN BRUNSON!! LET'S. GO. KNICKSSSSS. [Final Chorus] My mayor is Muslim My bagel is Jewish The Pope's on our side My Knicks in FIVE My mayor is Muslim My bagel is Jewish The Pope's on our side My Knicks in FIVE Knicks in FIVE (ALLAH YEH-BAH-RIK FEE NEW YORK) Knicks in FIVE (AHM NEW YORK HAI!) Knicks in FIVE (GOD BLESS NEW YORK) New York, say it loud Knicks in FIVE [speaking under breath] (EVERYTHING I DO IS FOR JAYLEN BRUNSON)