Friday the 13th (Fuckin’ teenagers) V2.

These fucking kids keep coming back Trespassing my lake, my camp, my black Since 1980 I've hacked their limbs But they still party, drink, and sin They are so unmannered, their parents should thank me For culling the herd, setting the filthy free If I wasn't a rotten corpse, maggots in my flesh I'd still have a dick, watch them fuck, get my thrills in the mess Damn they won't clean their trash, bottles and cans I'll educate them with my machete in hand Fucking brats stealing my weed stash Went too far this time, time to impale en masse They fuck in the woods, scream in delight While I rot in the shadows, out of sight Their blood on my mask, their screams in the night Still they return, begging for my fight They are so unmannered, their parents should thank me For culling the herd, setting the filthy free If I wasn't a rotten corpse, maggots in my flesh I'd still have a dick, watch them fuck, get my thrills in the mess Skinny dipping without a lifeguard on duty I'll drown that bitch, hold her under, watch her lungs fill with bloody slurry No mercy for the trespassers at Crystal Lake Curse eternal, their bones I'll make quake Split their skulls with one swing, brains splatter the trees Guts ripped out steaming, wrapped around their knees Crush their faces under boot, eyes pop like grapes in the mud Impale the slut on a branch, let her twitch in her own blood Head squeezed till the cranium cracks, gray matter oozes slow Throats slit ear to ear, gurgling fountains as they choke on their own flow Fucking teenagers, partying on my cursed ground I'll carve their hearts out still beating, smash them into the mound Their entrails dragged through the dirt, my machete feasts again Rotten hands crushing throats, no escape from the pain They beg for mercy, I laugh in decayed breath Eternal slaughter at Crystal Lake, till nothing's fucking left They are so unmannered, their parents should thank me For culling the herd, setting the filthy free If I wasn't a rotten corpse, maggots in my flesh I'd still have a dick, watch them fuck, get my thrills in the mess