(Phone ringing) (Spoken) Aww hell no (Verse 1) Got a call to go party, but I’m staying inside, Not feeling like driving in this freezing cold vibe. What’s waiting on the other end of that trip? A dry-ass bird and a booze-filled script. (Chorus) Thanksgiving? No thanks, I’m good where I am, Laptop’s glowing, I’m the holiday jam. Got AI art and my favorite games, Why brave the cold for the same old claims? (Verse 2) Family drama and the cranberry fight, That awkward toast when you’re holding too tight. Zoom in, Zoom out, it’s the modern way, I’ll pass on the gatherings, it’s my chill day. (Chorus) Thanksgiving? No thanks, I’m good where I am, Laptop’s glowing, I’m the holiday jam. Got AI art and my favorite games, Why brave the cold for the same old claims? (Bridge) Microwave a feast, Netflix on cue, No need to dress up, I’m rocking my blues. Solo’s not lonely, it’s the vibe I choose, This holiday’s mine, no crowd to lose. (Outro) So thanks for the invite, but I’ll take a rain check, This cozy corner is my ultimate flex. Thanksgiving? No thanks, I’ve got my plan, Me, myself, and my digital clan.
