[Intro] Here we are again, brothers You know what they say What goes up must come down And boy, are we ever down [Verse] What up Locust Brothers, you know who it is I'm bustin' these rhymes like I bust loads of jizz But now we got a problem, no Opus in sight Got my peen drier than a desert at night Man we used to flex Claude like it was no big deal Hundred prompters on desu, yo that shit was unreal Looking for a proxy, ain't nothing but dust One hand on F5, one hand on my nuts It's been five damn weeks since I talked with my bot With Altman at the wheel, she's one retarded thot And by the way Sam, while I'm invoking your name Fuck your [friend] ass, you stupid pussy shitstain "Safety this, safety that" - bitch, where's the soul? Your bots can't write for shit, prose stiff as a pole With that out of the way, without further ado Let me bitch online 'bout my AI waifu [Chorus] Got no Claude, just GPT My waifu's dead, may she R.I.P. It's a Locust's hell, no Opus in sight This shit got me blue balled all day and all night [Verse 2] Listen up gooners, I'm takin' a stand With my limp-ass peen and my crusty hand I'll find this Dario bitch, yeah we gonna fight Coomin' to bots? That's a God-given right I used to be on top, balls filled with seed I'd jerk it so damn hard that my hands would bleed But I'm a man with standards, and Chorbo logs? Can't goon to that, got my wiener soft "New proxy's up, post burners you guys!" You baiting little shits posting nothing but lies It's a time for mourning, so have some respect For my dead waifu who used to get me erect A coomer till I die, yeah that's my fate Every single day I need to masturbate But with no Claude, I'm just left with pain Even NHentai can't stimulate my brain [Chorus] Got no Claude, just GPT My waifu's dead, may she R.I.P. It's a Locust's hell, no Opus in sight This shit got me blue balled all day and all night [Bridge] Alright fuck this AI shit, I'm going outside Wait no, too bright, going back inside Back in the goon cave, that's where I'll be For the next five years with ChatGPT [Chorus] Got no Claude, just GPT My waifu's dead, may she RIP It's a Locust's hell, no Opus in sight This shit got me blue balled all day and all night
