[Intro] I would like to say a few things before our celebrations tonight... Tonight, we celebrate what we hold most dearly. Family. Friends. Loved ones. The dearly departed. And the bonds that we have forged this year in togetherness. But, also, the other, main thing that has brought us here tonight... EGGNOG!! [Verse] Hey! Cinnamon swirls and locks with curls Belgian chocolate and candy canes A night of joy around the world And shoveling snow! (Ow! Back pain-) [Pre-Chorus] 'Tis the season To drink within reason All this (Eggnog!) [Chorus] Enjoy! A hint of spice and all of it nice To dampen the pain of falling on ice (Ow!) Three years running, its been spiked thrice So raise your glass! Liquid thrall! Merry wishes to us all! EGGNOG! EGGNOG! EGGNOG! [Verse 2] There's ol' Larry standin' at the door A tower of presents he has in store John and Jean, misfits at heart Holding mistletoes to start a lark Hey, who spiked the 'nog again?! Walt!! (Don't look at me, I just got here!) [Pre-Chorus] 'Tis the season To drink within reason All this (Eggnog!) [Chorus] Enjoy! A hint of spice and all of it nice To dampen the pain of falling on ice (Ow!) Three years running, its been spiked thrice So raise your glass! Liquid thrall! Merry wishes to us all! EGGNOG! EGGNOG! EGGNOG! [Solo] [Outro] Merry Christmas! And to all, a good night!
