My Roomba Is Watching Me

[Verse 1] Found crumbs You cleaned them twice You spin in place Like you’re thinking about my life You map my toes You kiss my chairs You dock yourself But you’re always aware [Pre-Chorus] Every step I take you trace it Every snack I drop You chase it Are you cleaning or collecting All my secrets off the floor [Chorus] My Roomba is watching me (watching) Circling my bad decisions slowly (slowly) You record every mess I make Every late night walk Every bathroom break My Roomba is watching me (watching) Gliding through my guilty routine (so clean) If you snitch on the things you’ve seen I’m deleting all your memory [Verse 2] You wait Outside my door Red light blinking Like you’re bored You love When I drop my phone You rush Like you’re not alone [Pre-Chorus] You pretend you’re stuck Dramatic Under-bed and automatic But you’re peeking at my playlist And my half-price wine [Chorus] My Roomba is watching me (watching) Circling my bad decisions slowly (slowly) You record every mess I make Every late night walk Every bathroom break My Roomba is watching me (watching) Gliding through my guilty routine (so clean) If you snitch on the things you’ve seen I’m deleting all your memory [Bridge] [Female robotic voice Soft and close] I see crumbs I see clothes I see texts You never showed [Male voice] You saw my ex at 2 a.m You saw me cry Then text again [Female robotic voice] I save paths I save patterns I save nights In quiet fragments [Male voice] If you ever learn to speak I am truly Deeply screwed (oh no) [Chorus] My Roomba is watching me (watching) Circling my bad decisions slowly (slowly) You record every mess I make Every late night walk Every bathroom break My Roomba is watching me (watching) Gliding through my guilty routine (so clean) If you snitch on the things you’ve seen I’m deleting all your memory (loop it) My Roomba is watching me (watching) My Roomba is watching me (watching)