[Verse] I went to Planned Parenthood just to check up and see what's good And she asked me if I'd like to do an oral swab I said whoa you can get that shit in your mouth And she was like yeah you can get that shit in your mouth And so I said okay then let's go on and do this thing She grabbed a three foot long Q-tip and said sorry you might gag a little bit And stuck it back there but I didn't gag at all And I said I don't know if that's good or it's bad And she let out an awkward little laugh And I finished off by saying I guess that's why I'm here [Chorus] 'Cause I'm a ho
