[Verse 1] I’m not that plastic-wrapped American slice That I used to be at twenty-five I’ve taken my time, let the mold grow nice I’m just happy to be mature and alive I’ve grown a thick rind, a little rough on the edge With a spirit that nobody can deny I’ve moved on up from the supermarket ledge To the top shelf, baby, and I’m aiming high [Chorus] Oh, I’m aged to perfection, a sharp cheddar dream Getting funkier with time like cottage cheese Yeah, some might prefer me mild and new But I’m a woman who’s matured through-and-through The older I get, the better I feel Everybody loves cheese, and I’m the real deal (aged to perfection & naturally real) [Verse 2] My flavor is bold and I speak my own mind A vintage treasure that’s hard to find And if I’ve got curves like a wedge of Blue Well, that just means there’s more of me to love, it’s true I spent some time in a dark, quiet room But I came out strong and so much better I’ll chase away all your grey and your gloom I’m savory, salty, and better than ever [Chorus] Oh, I’m aged to perfection, best enjoyed with wine Getting funkier, finer, and better with time Yeah, some might prefer me mild and new But I’m a woman who’s matured through-and-through The older I get, the better I feel Everybody loves cheese, and I’m the real deal (aged to perfection & naturally real) [Bridge] It takes time and pressure to get this good I’m complex and tangy, understood? I ain’t gonna melt just ’cause you turn up the heat I’m the best damn part of the whole damn feast [Outro] Yeah, I’m a little bit pungent... A little bit flakey... Just matured to perfection Everybody love cheese, and I love me!
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