[INTRO: distorted guitar riff, lazy drums, a single beep like a phone notification] [Spoken, dry, slightly confused] "Wait... did I just...? Oh no." [VERSE 1] I was scrolling through the chat Half-asleep, half like that Saw a message, hit reply Didn't check who — now I know why I wrote "haha" and hit send Then I saw it — my own name at the end My own words looking back at me Like a mirror with a bad memory [CHORUS — raw, shouty, with a smirk] I accidentally replied to myself! Now I'm talking to nobody else! Left a thumbs-up to my own joke Now I'm the ghost of the people I spoke! I replied to myself! What kind of move is that? Now my phone thinks I'm two people And one of them's wearing a hat! [VERSE 2] I tried to play it cool and smooth Said "that was meant for someone, dude" But the timestamp don't lie, my friend I answered my own message again My left hand typed, my right hand froze My brain was somewhere with my toes I scrolled back up, I felt the shame Then I replied to my own name [CHORUS — faster, more desperate, still grinning] I accidentally replied to myself! Now I'm talking to nobody else! Left a thumbs-up to my own joke Now I'm the ghost of the people I spoke! I replied to myself! What kind of move is that? Now my phone thinks I'm two people And one of them's wearing a hat! [BRIDGE — music drops to just bass and drums, spoken-sung] They say "talk to yourself, that's fine" But not in the group chat at 2:09 Now everyone knows, there's no excuse I'm my own favourite person to confuse [FINAL CHORUS — full energy, laughing vocals] I accidentally replied to myself! Now I'm talking to nobody else! Left a thumbs-up to my own joke Now I'm the ghost of the people I spoke! I replied to myself! What kind of move is that? Now my phone thinks I'm two people And one of them's wearing a hat! [OUTRO — music fades, single guitar note, spoken] "...Anyway." [Phone notification sound] [Silence]
