12vPhilosophers Words Changed Hats (Remix)

〈The Words Changed Hats〉 [Verse 1] The book said, “Reality is made.” I checked the walls—still neatly laid. “Intention and meaning are not the same.” Then why did both come to the game? I asked one question, small and sweet. Twelve philosophers took a seat. I knew each word upon the page— They changed their clothes when they stepped onstage! [Chorus] Same little word, brand-new hat— How was I supposed to know that? I brought my camera and a snack; Theory brought the whole universe back! I’m not confused because I know too little— I know each word too well—that’s the riddle! [Instrumental] Truth in a teacup, Meaning under the chair! [Verse 2] I focused straight and framed it right. Then blur became “conceptual light.” I showed my blurry masterpiece— They said, “Just shaky.” Oh, please! “Photos record, but also construct.” Must I choose between two ducks? Old rules and theory seemed at war— But they were drinking tea next door! [Chorus] Same little word, brand-new hat— Please put a label under that! I brought a family photograph; Theory cut poor Grandma in half! I’m not confused because I know too little— I know each word too well—that’s the riddle! [Ending] Dear theory book, before page one, Please warn me gently, just for fun: “These words have different jobs in here— Your old photo world may stay, my dear!”