[Intro] After the hoses were gone They turned their gaze to the new dawn They marched ahead with determination To save their station—and their salvation [Verse 1] The TVs march toward new heights They prepare for the coming fight A laughing sound is closing in But the TVs stand—ready to win [Pre-Chorus] They charge forward with static en masse Morale is high—they will surely pass The laughing grows stronger Doom is close—they can't stand it any longer [Chorus] The gnome smiles wide with glee The TVs fight to set themselves free They show no remorse, no mercy They will stand and end the heresy [Verse 2] The gnome snarled and bared his fangs The TVs stopped and rallied their gangs They charged ahead, antennas raised They won’t stop until he’s erased [Pre-Chorus] They charge forward with static en masse Morale is high—they will surely pass The laughing grows stronger Doom is close—they can't stand it any longer [Chorus] The gnome smiles wide with glee The TVs fight to set themselves free They show no remorse, no mercy They will stand and end the heresy [Bridge] The battle is fierce, the battle is hard The TVs press on—battered and scarred They struggle, they stumble, but still fight on They won't give in until the gnome is gone [Final Chorus] The gnome’s smile fades As the TVs strike with sharpened blades Their roar soars high into the sky They fought, they won—they didn’t die [Outro] After the fight, the static soared The signal roared—returning home once more Never again will there be a threat As they march home beneath the sunset
