Song Title: Bitch, These Ain’t Ducks – Egyptian Geese Invasion [Verse 1] Woke up this morning, pissed as hell again, Yard looking like a damn waterfowl den. These bitch ducks acting naughty, but fuck that disguise, They’re Egyptian geese, invasive as flies. Strutting like kings from the Nile on my grass, Shitting on everything, moving way too fast. Grab the broom, chase ’em like a Texas storm, Honking bastards think my yard’s their reform. [Chorus] I’m chasing these naughty Egyptian geese outta my yard! Invasive motherfuckers trying way too hard! All up in my shit every fucking minute, Sick of this bullshit, I’m ’bout to finish it! Not ducks, you fools, get your bird facts straight, Egyptian geese invaders, seal their fate! Flap them wings, run back across the sea, This Lubbock turf ain’t your invasive freebie! [Verse 2] Necks long and evil, eyes full of that shit, Pecking my flowers, throwing a fit. Naughty as hell, forming crews on my lawn, Egyptian views? More like “we ain’t gone.” Every damn minute they circle back bold, Thinking they own it ’cause their blood runs old. But this is my yard, not some African plain, I’ll broom-whack the air till they feel the pain. [Chorus] I’m chasing these naughty Egyptian geese outta my yard! Invasive motherfuckers trying way too hard! All up in my shit every fucking minute, Sick of this bullshit, I’m ’bout to finish it! Not ducks, you fools, get your bird facts straight, Egyptian geese invaders, seal their fate! Flap them wings, run back across the sea, This Lubbock turf ain’t your invasive freebie! [Bridge] Build a damn moat, spikes on the fence, Fake predators circling, make no sense? War on these geese, no mercy in sight, Texas summer heat gonna cook ’em right. No more peace, just feathers and rage, Invasive crew ’bout to turn the page. [Final Chorus - Full Throat] I’m chasing these naughty Egyptian geese outta my yard! Invasive motherfuckers trying way too hard! All up in my shit every fucking minute, Sick of this bullshit, I’M GONNA FINISH IT! Get your shit right – they ain’t ducks, hear the call, Egyptian geese, watch your feathered fall! Outta my yard, stay gone for good, Fuck off forever, knock on wood! [Outro] Yeah… naughty geese… invasive as shit… Get the fuck out my yard.
