It was the dreaded Delhi Belly My uncleji from Mumbai calls it the Mumbai Mudslide I ran towards the port-o-potty but there were already several people inside I could no longer hold it it in, I accepted my fate: Agni the fire God had arisen from the deepest volcano in Andaman and was about to be unleashed from my anus My ass exploded, it was a horrific sight, it was like a sewer line had broken and exploded straight from my ass, like a blasphemous, spicy chocolate fountain Like Oppenheimer reading the Gita, I had become fiery death, the destroyer of anuses. [male voice rapping rapidly] Ahmedabad Ass-plosion Bangalore Butt Thunder Calcutta Caca Delhi Belly Ellora Elephant Shits Faridabad Fiery Anus Gujarati Gusher Hyderabad Hot Anus Indian Bowel Syndrome Jaipur Jungle Shits Kerala Killer Shits Lucknow Lava Mumbai Mudslide Nagpur Nasties Odisha Ouchies Punjabi Poo Poo Rajasthan Raging Anus Surat Squirts Telangana Terror Udaipur Unholy Shits Varanasi Volcanus All around India, yeah!
