[Verse 1] One day by the creek, I was feeling rather frisky, And looking to treat myself, after too much whisky. I put down the fishing pole, and reached for some lube, But oh dear Lord, I grabbed the wrong tube [Verse 2] Oh no I'm fucked now, what have I done? My balls and my butthole, are now joined as one I yelled in horror, how can I use my meat pole If my balls are now stuck... to my hairy butthole! [Verse 2] I had to do something, something more bold To fix my new issue, before a tale gets told. Gripping my testicles, and spreading my legs, It ripped all the hair out now they look like boiled eggs. [Verse 3] They look like boiled eggs.. My balls and my butthole... I can't tell if they are bleeding... And I don't want to check (I don't want to, I don't wanna check) [Outro] My balls and my butthole... (I wouldn't wish it on you) My balls and my butthole... (What am I going to do)