[Verse 1] I was eating chips on my couch, When the wall exploded with a future me, He screamed, “There’s no time!” then got dragged by a crab, And suddenly destiny pointed at me. Now I’m flying on lasers, crashing through the sky, Burning my face off just learning to fly, Physics don’t matter, my body’s in pain, But there’s no time, no time to explain! [Chorus] I am the hero of infinite worlds, Chasing myself through timelines unfurled. Every version I meet gets eaten or slain, And still—no time to explain! [Verse 2] I met Pirate Me, with a hook for a hand, Then Football Me got tackled into quicksand. Shark Suit Me got eaten by sharks, And Disco Me exploded in sparks. Each universe mocks me, each level’s insane, Every death just resets the refrain. The joke is the story, the story’s the pain, But still—no time to explain! [Bridge] (serious/epic tone with mock gravitas) Through deserts of madness, through galaxies torn, I run with my future, my past yet unborn. I am my own ally, my own worst foe, Into the absurdity onward I go! [Final Chorus] I am the hero of infinite worlds, Chasing myself through timelines unfurled. Every version I meet gets eaten or slain, And still—no time… No time… No time to explain!
