[Intro: 8 counts] [Mississippi juke joint blues, frantic hill country boogie, shuffling rhythm, raw acoustic drum kit, fuzzy slide guitar hook, amplified distortion harmonica, lo-fi, analog tape hiss] [Chorus] Pole cat pole cat What y'all doing in my eaves Pole cat, pole cat Why won't you ever let me be. [Verse] If your cellphone was your arsehole, You'd have your head shoved up it, Every hour of every day And that just ain't OK I advise you to walk the fuck away I advise you, To hear what I say [Chorus] Pole cat pole cat What y'all doing in my eaves Pole cat, pole cat Why won't you ever let me be. [Bridge: 12 counts] [Frantic hill country boogie, fuzzy slide guitar hook, amplified distortion harmonica, raw acoustic drum kit, shuffling rhythm, high-energy, lo-fi, analog tape hiss] Woof woof, what a whiff fido smells fear fido smells evil fido will take your throat leave the rest for the roaches The only creature low enough To pick at your foul inbred remains Humanities vile shit stains Woof woof, nasty sniff [Chorus] Pole cat pole cat What y'all doing in my eaves Pole cat, pole cat Why won't you ever let me be. [Harmonica Solo: 16 counts] [Amplified distortion harmonica solo, frantic hill country boogie, fuzzy slide guitar rhythm, raw acoustic drum kit, high-energy, lo-fi, analog tape hiss] [Chorus] Pole cat pole cat What y'all doing in my eaves Pole cat, pole cat Why won't you ever let me be. [Outro: 8 counts] [Frantic hill country boogie, fuzzy slide guitar hook, amplified distortion harmonica, raw acoustic drum kit, fade out, lo-fi, analog tape hiss] [Abrupt Stop]
