Ugg Touch (Neanderthal Love Song)

Haha, ugg We call dis, act of mating But ugg many thing different 'tween Neanderthal and mammoth, ugg Sweat, ugg sweat, ugg mating make cave hot You and me do thing dat make tribe watch a lot Put hand down fur loincloth, ugg feel rock nuts Me big hunter, you gather Ugg give you two grunt ups Tired gentle touch, want rough, go hunt boar Ugg want you covered, want smothered Like mud near cave door Come quick like spear throw, no stop at cave-top Ugg rise early sun, cave fire never stop You and me, baby, just Neanderthal mammals We do it like painted on the cave wall panels (Ugg again now!) You and me, baby, just Neanderthal mammals We do it like painted on the cave wall panels (Ugg horny now!) Ugg, love messy, clean up with leaf and bucket Lost like cave bear bones, only sky god know we stuck it Wall paint pictures, ugg Pacific Swim deep your sea But waves so big, need raft made sturdy tree Capsize in your thighs, big tide, grunt loud Turn me hot like fire stick, drip sweat like rain cloud Show you rock, show me stick, ugg, cave time We grunt it just like wolf And do it mammoth style, then watch stars from cave roof You and me, baby, just Neanderthal mammals We do it like painted on the cave wall panels (Ugg again now!) You and me, baby, just Neanderthal mammals We do it like painted on the cave wall panels (Ugg horny now!) You and me, baby, just Neanderthal mammals We do it like painted on the cave wall panels You and me, baby, just Neanderthal mammals We do it like painted on the cave wall panels (Ugg again now!) You and me, baby, just Neanderthal mammals We do it like painted on the cave wall panels (Ugg horny now!) [Parody lyrics, production, and direction by Noizgenie.] [Cover Art Direction by Noizgenie. © 2025 Noizgenie.]