Woke up this morning Arse on fire Something in my butt hole was causing me some ire OooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!! So I said to my partner "Take a look at this for me" "A hemorrhoid!" She exclaimed. "It looks gross and scary." AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!! A hemorrhoid just ruined my day I just wish it would go away This hemorrhoid can just piss off Thankfully my stool is soft I wonder how long it's going to stay (hemorrhoid) [Instrumental] [Instrumental] HEMORRHOID! (hemorrhoid) HEMORRHOID! (hemorrhoid) [Bridge] Hemorrhoid's are no laughing matter When the bulge keeps getting fatter This hemorrhoid can just piss off Thankfully!: MY STOOL IS SOFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Instrumental] "I wonder how long it's going to stay" (hemorrhoid) Is it going to go away? Do I have to make a deal with the Fey? To get rid of this extra ball sack on display This Hemorrhoid is huge From when I poo'd a deluge And it's looking a little rouge! [Instrumental] (Outro) A hemorrhoid just ruined my day I just wish it would go away This hemorrhoid can just piss off Thankfully my stool is soft I wonder how long it's going to stay (hemorrhoid) [End] A hemorrhoid just ruined my day (my day) I just wish it would go away (away) This hemorrhoid can just piss off (OFF!) Thankfully my stool is soft (SO soft) I wonder how long it's going to stay (hemorrhoid) [Instrumental] [Instrumental] HEMORRHOID! (hemorrhoid) HEMORRHOID! (hemorrhoid) [Bridge] Hemorrhoid's are no laughing matter When the bulge keeps getting fatter This hemorrhoid can just piss off Thankfully!: MY STOOL IS SOFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Instrumental] "I wonder how long it's going to stay" (hemorrhoid) Is it going to go away? Do I have to make a deal with the Fey? To get rid of this extra ball sack on display This Hemorrhoid is huge From when I poo'd a deluge And it's looking a little rouge! [Instrumental] (Outro) A hemorrhoid just ruined my day I just wish it would go away This hemorrhoid can just piss off Thankfully my stool is soft I wonder how long it's going to stay (hemorrhoid) [End] [instrumental] Ow. Ouch. Yikes. Wow. [Bridge] Hemorrhoid's are no laughing matter When the bulge keeps getting fatter This hemorr-hoid can just piss off Thankfully!: MY STOOL IS SOFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Instrumental] "I wonder how long it's going to stay" (hemorrhoid) Is it going to go away? Do I have to make a deal with the Fey? To get rid of this extra ball sack on display This Hemorrhoid is huge From when I poo'd a deluge And it's looking a little rouge! It hurts to sit More, when I shit I DO NOT LIKE THIS, ONE BIT [Instrumental] [Instrumental] (Outro) A hemorrhoid just ruined my day I just wish it would go away This hemorrhoid can just piss off Thankfully my stool is soft I wonder how long it's going to stay (hemorrhoid) [End]
