Rusty Bear Trap (Part 2 – The Second Round)

You shrunk my favorite leather jacket in the wash again I dented your prized pickup truck, let's call it even then! You leave the bathroom lights wide open all damn night long While I keep playing that same loud, annoying punk rock song! The neighbors called the landlord, they say we lack some grace But we just laughed and threw the kitchen toaster through space! You got a temper like a short fuse on a dynamite I look at you and know we're gonna rumble tonight! Your mother says that I'm a bum who belongs in jail You tell your friends I'm the reason that your life went pale But we’re still sleeping in the same damn broken-down bed With a wall of empty whiskey bottles by our head! 'Cause our love is like a rusty bear trap, snapping on the bone! The ugliest damn romance that the world has ever known! It’s bitter like cheap coffee, it’s ugly as a sin, But lock the front door, baby, and let the fight begin! Yeah, we wear our scars like medals on this rocky ride, Two ugly, stubborn wolves howling side by side! Hey! Hey! You swear like a truck driver when you lose your keys I complain about your barking dogs and your allergies We’re broke as hell, the bills are piling up to the roof And our holy matrimony ain't exactly bulletproof! But if the world comes crashing down to take us away We’ll go down swinging together in the mud and clay! 'Cause our love is like a rusty bear trap, snapping on the bone! The ugliest damn romance that the world has ever known! It’s bitter like cheap coffee, it’s ugly as a sin, But lock the front door, baby, and let the fight begin! Yeah, we wear our scars like medals on this rocky ride, Two ugly, stubborn wolves howling side by side! It ain't no fairy tale, there is no happy end! Just two chaotic maniacs around the bend! You're a total psycho, I’m completely insane But you're the only drug running through my vein! One! Two! Three! Four! 'Cause our love is like a rusty bear trap, snapping on the bone! The ugliest damn romance that the world has ever known! It’s bitter like cheap coffee, it’s ugly as a sin, But lock the front door, baby, and let the fight begin! Yeah, we wear our scars like medals on this rocky ride, Two ugly, stubborn wolves howling side by side! You’re toxic. I’m trash. A beautiful, terrible, head-on crash. Salty Soul. Round two in the mud, darlin'.