[verse] Ouch! That looks like it stings It looks like you’re missing some things You needed that finger to scratch your nose And nipples, you should have two of those! [chorus] It’s normal to go through some strife Be happy that you still have life My song will show you that I care There there... There there... [verse] You must be tired from all that work Or swinging that axe when you went berserk Those sleepless nights get to your head Please sit and listen before you drop dead [chorus] Our lives are full with times of strain They break your body and your brain My song will save you from despair There there... There there... [verse] You probably shouldn’t have eaten that It smelled like it came out of a cat Before you double over and vomit A song for your tummy will calm it [chorus] We do not always feel our best Sometimes life is a puking fest My song will soothe your nausea’s flare There there... There there...
