Ghost Pepper Enthusiasm

How excited are we? Not very. Not a little. Just... Mild enthusiasm. Mild enthusiasm Nice and slow Not too spicy Nice and low Not medium Not extra hot Definitely not Ghost pepper hot Ghost pepper enthusiasm Needs a safety waiver Needs a permission slip Needs three witnesses Needs a fire extinguisher And maybe... A glass of milk I don't do spicy Never really have Saw ghost pepper hot sauce At the store And immediately said Nope. Absolutely not. Ghost Pepper Enthusiasm! Too hot to believe! Ghost Pepper Enthusiasm! Hard to even breathe! Ghost Pepper Enthusiasm! Somebody call the fire brigade! Ghost Pepper Enthusiasm! A spectacular mistake! Whoa-oh-oh... Ghost Pepper Enthusiasm! Whoa-oh-oh... No thank you. Wait... What happened to the pepper? How did it become A ghost? Excellent question. According to totally reliable research... It farted too much. ... That's how it died. Too much! Too much! Too much! Poor little pepper! Too much! Too much! Too much! Rest in peace! My spelling was worse. I wrote "so" Instead of "said." Honestly... That's less embarrassing Than explaining The ghost pepper. Ghost Pepper Enthusiasm! Raise your hands! Ghost Pepper Enthusiasm! Nobody understands! Ghost Pepper Enthusiasm! Please remain calm! Ghost Pepper Enthusiasm! Sound the alarm! Ghost Pepper Enthusiasm! Sing it with pride! Just don't stand Too close To the pepper's... Other side. Mild enthusiasm. Medium enthusiasm. Hot enthusiasm. Ghost Pepper Enthusiasm! Mild enthusiasm. Medium enthusiasm. Hot enthusiasm. Ghost Pepper Enthusiasm! I'll stick with ketchup. Thank you very much.